Actually Kate

QUEEN OF THE GINGERS. Opinions here are not shared by the actual Kate, except when they are, which is always.

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Look, it can't be all octopuses all the time

even if I want it to be

[Actually Kate @ginger_actually]

Fuck roses tho

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Hello! Am darkbug. Like ladybug, v cute, but also dark and sinister. Possibly borne of black majicks. Am I not presh?

[Actually Kate @ginger_actually]

AM KATE

KATE

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Why sit nicely and quietly when you can LOOOOOOMMMMM

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How many horcruxes is too many horcruxes, and can they all be avocados?

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Pleased to announce that I have converted my yard into a rehabilitation center for delinquent wasps. They need love and support, not fear!

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#realkatequotes

[🕷️Kate C.🌻 @_saffron_]

True love is your best friend making fun of your dirt-encrusted goblin feet and you being happy about it

[🕷️Kate C.🌻 @_saffron_]

I guess I never fully realized how bumblebees & flowers were engaged in a weird inter-species sexual experiment #pollen

[Actually Kate @ginger_actually]

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a fairy curse

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I love my time in the sun but sometimes it gives me a touch of the weirdness; damn you sun, my fickle lover

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BOOTLEG PEAS HOW DO THEY WORK

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@_saffron_ yes

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Today I marched in the San Jose #WomensMarch but also I would like to march for the bees

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Context clues are my mortal enemy

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OFF TO DRESS LIKE A BUG AND FROLIC IN THE DESERT BYE

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Lifehack: set phone volume to the shriek of a thousand ravens. Continue to ignore texts.

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PSA: There are Pokemon in the area, so don't forget to turn on notifications and put your phone on the "Tornado Siren" volume setting.

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For a DIY pore tightening mask, simply sneeze in your hand and rub it on your face. #sobeauty