Mild_Bill_Hichok

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@UmariTomoe The Honse is stronk

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

I can’t get enough of Europeans experiencing America. This couple received challenge coins at a bar in Texas! ♥️♥️♥️

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

It's time to rock! 🤘 #PrimalsDownload

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

Andrea Bocelli was almost aborted due to his disability.

Now, he is opening one of the most-watched World Cup events in the world

God can use anyone.

[Texas2build @texas2build]

Literal perfection 🤣😂🤣

[꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ @heyitsmeCarolyn]

Is the USA the BEST country in the world!? 🇺🇸

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

"Keir Starmer's a wanker" rings out in Tampa Bay, Florida as England fans hit the USA for the world cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@UmariTomoe

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Based 🇮🇪

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@sansinvt Can’t forget about the hotdog water puppies

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@HLC_actual @kindaconsensual @the_idiot_gm @kingpixmedia Bro is out here not realizing he Is “John CallofDuty” that everyone thought they were cause they had a positive K/D

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@Fat_Electrician Hate going to the beach, just to find out my coconuts got deflated

[Mild_Bill_Hichok @Ginger_Breadmen]

@KaggyFilms Please tell me you’re gonna voice one of them and ruin it for @LeeandLie

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇬🇧 British police units now check on other Brits to see what they’re doing if they’re alone in the park chilling for a couple of minutes.

Don’t you folks have stabbings and beheadings to prevent?

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“Allahu Akbar”

Somalian Online Streamers getting arrested earlier this year in front of the Houses of Parliament for imitating a Beheading in public.

This is the UK now.