megumi’s stepmom

miss piggy sun, gonzo moon, fozzie rising she.they.its🪬 21+ cringe is a state of mind

[megumi’s stepmom @gingerbreadchan]

In my FROOT era

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Grandma: "He's in the military, he likes you. Do you know how prestigious it is to be a military man's wife?"

Me: "Maybe, but I don't want him."

Grandma: "Just give him a chance. You'll fall in love eventually."

Me: "No, I won't. Do you want my aunt's or my cousin's story to repeat itself? Stop interfering in other people's lives and choices. Maybe then more women in this family would actually be happy."

That's the toned-down version of our conversation.

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @itzybitzyminnie]

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

We need to make it 100% of data centers

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

IS THIS ALL YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING DO YOU USELESS COWARDS

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

[nkese @nke_babyyy]

i can’t make you something you’re not

[Bark @barkmeta]

YouTube asking “does this feel like AI slop” is not them protecting you.

It’s them using you to train their next AI to make slop so good you’ll never be able to tell the difference.

And they got you to do it for free…

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

The poor are passing around the same $20 to help each other. I run a nonprofit so I know firsthand.

These people were never gonna save us

[Matthew Lopez @mattt562]

I am tired of people thinking government agencies need to be run like a business. This will also kill many elderly and disabled people bc the USPS can deliver prescriptions to rural areas where delivery companies won’t go

[Egotistical (Replaying GTA5) @TristanBeMe101]

This is WW3 he is Hitler I don't understand when you guys will realize this 😭

[alexia @successpools]

You should only date men you find attractive. In the eventuality that you get emotional and are upset at your bf, looking upon a handsome face will lighten your mood. Looking at an ugly face will only make you feel worse. You forget why you even like this guy.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The United States has prosecuted 412 WOMEN for pregnancy related matters,
but NOT A SINGLE MAN for abusing woman and children connected to the Epstein files.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

My BIGGEST problem is that I want to be politically informed but I would also like to have a good day and be happy, and those are mutually exclusive things apparently.

[Klarush 🇦🇱 😽 @ICameBack5]

Men expire at 35

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

The Andrew Jackson painting in Trump's office: