Cody DeBastiani

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

Happy July 1st

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

@crmay31 It's bland food for old white people @CrackerBarrel 2 thumbs down

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop" -Patches O'houlihan

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

#muffgate

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

How can you be from the lonestar state and not know the words to twinkle twinkle little star???#TexasForever #TexasProblems @crmay31

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

#ImWithHer @espn

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

Are waffle cones to waffles what raisins are to grapes?

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

I prefer cloth napkins over paper. They get the job done

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

Rose's are red. I can't hacky sack. Thanks to @crmay31 I'm back

[Tailpipes Burgers @TailpipesWV]

Free shakes are the best kind of shakes! Follow @TailpipesWV and RT our NEW Baklava Milkshake for a chance to win a #FREESHAKE!

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

This old man is wearing a shirt that says "I got ploughed at the tractor bar".. I don't think he knows what that means

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

@RySooSerious lol are you going?

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

@RySooSerious no I'll be back in WV until the 1st

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

@joerogan The peregrine falcon dive bombs its prey using their claws to break their prey's neck. https://t.co/PLsQ910ndX

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

#4thngoal #upshow

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Damn rat got in to my living room

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

My boss just got attacked by a raccoon. Not sure if it has rabies it does have stolen kfc that my boss was carrying
#trashpanda

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

I still haven't found good pizza in Orlando. I'm convinced that Italians never made it this far south

[Cody DeBastiani @Gingerbreadcody]

Asked the guys at work if they were scared of #TropicalStormColin and they said "shut up pendejo"

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