i am virgin the gingercat

an ode to weird shit my friends say #nichemicrointernetinfluencer

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i don’t think i give hot gay older sister i think i give autistic older sister

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

it’s foreplay, friend

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

honing in on the fingering..

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

he thought i was a lesbian cause i was

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

she’s the fool who says yoo-hoo

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

bdsm on a budget. chip clips on the nips.

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

not a nightgown, not a mumu, it’s something more sinister.

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

i don’t have that vocabulary in my fupa

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

what’s 3rd base? doesn’t matter. he fingered me

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

guys. diarrhea.

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

the three elements: brazilian butt lift, brazilian bikini wax, brazilian circumcision

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

what do they do at kickoff?
flip a coin and eat each other out

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

dirt, grime, pussy cheese

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

imagine eating victorian era pussy

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

you should’ve seen me in the gay club

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

i actually think i’m ovulating today

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

me personally, my asshole is tight

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

i would rather have a fist in my asshole

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

i’m accepting of all nipples

[i am virgin the gingercat @gingerclauson]

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