shannon.

always 2 episodes behind. professional pain in the ass. lower case letter enthusiast.

[shannon. @gingermc23]

@TheCinesthetic a tie: Memento and Good Time

[shannon. @gingermc23]

OSI UMENYIORA ON MY TV 😍

[shannon. @gingermc23]

@sk1design OR, hear me out…they’re both abysmal 🥴

[shannon. @gingermc23]

It’s almost like we should start ignoring polls

[shannon. @gingermc23]

the giants are showing some guts and i don’t hate mark sanchez announcing idk life is unpredictable

[shannon. @gingermc23]

@bilmcgee Ok wow all this time i thought the lyrics were “raht daht krrrrr bo he jfjd pspne jduchwm jse ba ba” i was way off how embarrassing!

[shannon. @gingermc23]

imagine saying this outloud to a reporter because you’re not capable of feeling shame?

[Amanda Terkel @aterkel]

Susan Collins tells @JNicholsonInDC that same-sex marriage bill may be doomed now bc of what Dems did on the inflation reduction bill https://t.co/ndnTOLxbEt

[shannon. @gingermc23]

@BonesofHoudini @scottEmovienerd Martha Marcy May Marlene

[shannon. @gingermc23]

Ok these NBA draft intros are very debutante ball and i don’t hate it.

[shannon. @gingermc23]

I feel like I can’t be the first to think this but Gavin Newsom looks like Bill Simmons playing Gavin Newsom.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Inflation and rising gas prices are impacting Californians up and down the state.

CA is providing relief:
- tax refunds
- $$ for utility bills
- $$ to help you pay rent
- free public transit

Billions will go back into your pockets. https://t.co/F3dKRW75ko

[shannon. @gingermc23]

counting on the pro-life crew to be appropriately outraged and inspired into action by this national life-threatening emergency!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Across the U.S., mothers say they are rationing food for their babies as they search for more formula. Some are driving hours, only to find empty shelves. Online, private sellers are gouging prices, marketing cans for double or triple their normal price. https://t.co/ZtajH5TJYl

[shannon. @gingermc23]

Us too girl!

[Frank Thorp V @frankthorp]

MURKOWKSI on if she felt that SCOTUS nominees misled her during the confirmation process: "My confidence in the court has been rocked. "

[shannon. @gingermc23]

wow this is truly gross.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Sending special love tonight to the RBG fangirls out there. How does that lace collar you got for Halloween feel now?

[shannon. @gingermc23]

urgent care center or dmv for worst pockets of earth? today i’m leaning to the former.

[shannon. @gingermc23]

i don’t mean to sound cynical but ladies it’s time to accept that many dresses come with pockets, there is no need to confirm on a case by case basis.

[shannon. @gingermc23]

@NickAquilino This is $4 well spent!

[shannon. @gingermc23]

why make a point to watch all the best picture noms if you’re not going to force your opinions on everyone?
1.Belfast
2.Coda
3.Nightmare Alley
4.Licorice Pizza
https://t.co/ogbQPS3zXL My Car
6.West Side Story
7.King Richard
8.Don’t Look Up
9.Dune
10.Power of the Dog

[shannon. @gingermc23]

Idk feels like a miss that this headline wasn’t “Pusha T has beef with McDonald’s”

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Pusha T and his brother co-wrote McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" jingle in 2003, but he says he made "peanuts" from that deal. Now he's getting even with a new fish-sandwich diss track for Arby's. https://t.co/qP0IfGPZLp

[shannon. @gingermc23]

it’s cool they’ll just print “end violence against women” in the end zones and call it a day.

[shannon. @gingermc23]

literally fuck the NFL.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Every dollar of Deshaun Watson’s new five-year, $230 million deal is guaranteed, per sources, setting a new record for the highest guarantee given to an NFL player. @Browns and Watson’s agent @DavidMulugheta combine to make history.