Collin Burton

I'm not smart. I just wear glasses.

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

@Casey @nothing NOTHING

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

@saltandstraw Cowboy Coffee Grinds & Bourbon is the one flavor that needs to make a return.

[bleachers @bleachersmusic]

west coast leg was insane - portland OR was literally 95 degrees during this show. the shit was a fever a dream. can’t wait to be back in portland with a new album one day

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

Part 107 certified thanks to Pilot Institute.

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

@saltandstraw @saltandstraw The Cowboy Coffee Grinds & Bourbon was my go to last summer. Is this flavor in the line up to be brought back this summer?

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

My main problem with the pandemic is going to pick up take out, them asking for who ordered, and having to repeat my name multiple times before they realize I’m not saying how the food was ordered...

[Giovanna Grimaldo @theoriginalg_uh]

Apparently our dog is friends with the maintenance man from our about-to-be ex apartment building???? He came by to drop something off before we move out today and she got so excited to see him, she LICKED his face (normally she's not a fan of strangers). Idk how to feel???

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

@JohnLegere @timex @mophie @StaneffMatt Hot sauce #JollyJohn

[computer man @gloomfather]

Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. its the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive and you can't ever clean it for some reason

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I’ve just been putting my sunglasses up there like an idiot

[Collin Burton @gingerphorelife]

Had a dream that I broke my foot and my first thought was “Welp, I can’t fix this, guess we heading to the emergency room.”
I told my wife this and she almost fell off the bed laughing but said it sounded like me.

[Clays & Birds @ClaysandBirds]

Every year as we move away from the events of 9/11, I find the images of the towers falling don’t impact the way they use to. I now try to focus on individual stories from that day to help remind me of the emotions I felt. This year I want to focus on the dogs of 9/11

[Giovanna Grimaldo @theoriginalg_uh]

Sometimes she can be so cute. And then other times she be doing stuff like this

[LUIS @Cosm0h]

saw a cheetah today

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

Here’s a video of a guy putting a camera on a sushi conveyer belt. It’s wonderful. Every table has a little story!