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[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I love people who put their phone away when you start speaking to them

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

The fact library cards are FREE and you can go pick up any book and learn anything for FREE meanwhile we have a literacy problem in America just makes no sense to me.

[✧♡° ᴳᵁᴿᴸ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴴᴱᴬᴿᵀᶻᶻᶻ°♡✧ @fknfairygoddess]

No revenge because the woman I’ve become wouldn’t notice you.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Yes, I think adults need to be forced to say please and thank you too.

[Shaé @gambinoschild]

Realized I thrive better when nobody knows wtf I’m doing.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

me anytime someone think they can yell on MY PHONE:

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

u not about to be mean to me on my phone #blocked

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[$ @jxtsummer]

we hustling for longevity not to impress people on the weekends

[lorah @lorahmoe]

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral