Ariel Jordan

Life is too short to do anything that doesn't make you happy ✌️

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

kids running to give you a tiny hug is the best thing ever

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

"Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?"

Me, in work from home goblin mode:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

You may be old, but are you this old?

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

accounting doesn’t have a “marketing” problem

it has a “salary that doesn’t match the hours worked compared to other majors” problem

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

the accounting mind can’t comprehend this

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

It was like watching Clark Kent turn into Superman

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Have fun, losers

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underserved Bad Rap Villain:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing story with Cubes to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

my life

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired.

This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.. 😊

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

That’s how im feeling

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

client: you ask the same questions every year!!

me: it’s an annual audit

[Michael Meihaus @MichaelMeihaus]

PCAOB has entered the chat.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this pic goes so hard