Amber Hall

Sleeping is my favorite pastime.

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

Hey @Starbucks how in the world is this a venti?? Haven't even taken a sip and 1/4th of my coffee is gone already. I know we have supply problems but damn!

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

@makann45 I know! Had to make room for the favorite child lol

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I worry that the past two months of quarantine have given people the idea that the way for humans to win our million-year war with microbes is to avoid them completely, and I’m here to tell you: you can’t.

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

This guy has every right to be pissed off. I hope the banks are listening and do the right thing. RT I think this will change

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: Mon 20 April update of coronavirus trajectories

Daily deaths
• Still too early to say if US has peaked
• But beginning to look like UK has 🇬🇧
• Successes in dark blue: Australia, Norway, Austria locked down early; gentle slopes

Live charts https://t.co/JxVd2cG7KI

[Washington & Jefferson Athletics @wjathletics]

Who should be our female Washington Auto Mall President of the Year? #PrezPride

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

@bootycheeks This is better when you have the law and order theme in the background as the song he dances to

[Casey @Casey_cough]

Me in Ohio: What season is it?

Me anywhere else: O-H-I-O, we have dope amusement parks, the Warriors dropped a 3-1 lead, my middle name is corn

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

I'm at that level of being an adult where I am actually really excited to make a pot roast tomorrow.

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

@Skycou48 Janitorial jobs pay a lot so you always have a back up plan

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

That moment you can't deactivate your old account for the same reason you can't keep it. Cuz you're too lazy to remember the password.

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

Ordered a pizza last night.

Somehow I ended up with an extra pizza that I didn't order.

I ain't even mad.

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

@KEEMSTAR if you are "all about the truth" why do you wear a hat in all your videos? Don't like the truth that your bald?

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

How come in all scary/horror movies everyone in it has the loudest floorboards in the history of the world. My house was originally built in the 1840 or so and our floors don't squeak a bit.

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

Six grader: I only listen to classic music
*proceeds to put on Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift*

😐

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

Honestly I think I enjoy my tweets more than anyone else... sometimes I come on here just to read them and be like you funny amber... you is...

[Amber Hall @gingersnap425]

Anyone else randomly find yourself awkwardly talking to a wall and making expressions like you expect a camera to be there cuz same