turd ferguson

sounds like a lotta HOOPLAH.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

@WPXI I have a video of the explosion if you want it. also available in slow motion.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

tweet.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

@hattt_trick I am a NICE shade of pink in that picture. MISS YOU HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN ACROSS THE POND

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

but I'm the first to use the eyewash station in our lab since 2005! #settingrecords

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

I think I inhaled too much isoflurane this morning. #naptime

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

Siri, we've been friends for almost 2.5 years.. you *have* to know by now that in no context will I ever need to say, "DUCK YOU."

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

made a retractor out of bent syringe needles and sutures because I couldn't find a real one. #macgyverscience

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or a caffeine IV drip. help.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

I need an unlimited supply of adderall.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

had a livid dream that I got a tattoo sleeve. and I kind of want to get it.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

Cops is my kryptonite.

[Jessimae Peluso @JessimaePeluso]

I don't need social media to validate me. Please RT

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

come visit me/watch USA play at @BurgatoryBar Homestead! 1/2 off drafts & appetizers, $5 cocktails from 4-6pm! you know you want to
🍔🍺🍹🇺🇸⚽️

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

ugh I'm sick of playing scientist.

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@TheOneFreeman12 it basically told me to get the fuck out of its way

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@jaaade12 @717princess I DONT THATS THE JOKE JADE. miss you

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

one of the hospital robots yelled at me for walking too slow.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

@717princess it's me.

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

@kmacs_ @RachTuite @RANCHdaleSANCH I'll send out a batcall when I get home around 11-11:30

[turd ferguson @gingervitis__]

@kmacs_ SO CLOSE!! maybe I'll stop by after work tonight if you hooligans are awake @RachTuite