Gingey

If you don't pretend to be Spyro the dragon when you're eating pomegranate seeds then you're the idiot.

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Brain: Under No. Circumstances. Do you name the mouse that's found it's way into the flat. It's vermin & needs to go- we're absolutely not getting attached.
Heart: ....
Brain: What have you..
Heart: .. Steve
Brain: OhmygodYES he totally looks like a Steve!!!!

#Stevelivesherenow

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

If I actually knew a forward thinking, dynamic individual who is passionate about new and exciting development opportunities, I'd probably think they were a dick 2bh

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

I'll say it. Anyone who proudly tells people to 'just make an L with your thumbs!' to decipher left and right, needs to kindly get their head out of their ass.

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

I'll be honest, the more I've been watching the news of late, the more I find myself respectfully disagreeing with ChatGPT's take

#England #UKRiots

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Can we bloody well start seeing 'dabbling' as a recognised hobby?!
My interests are trying lots of different things once or twice, then lying to myself & pretending I'm gonna do them again in the future.
I'm a dabbler
I dabble

#RaisingAJankySelfBlownAndPaintedGlassToTheDabblers

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Woke myself up at 3am googling if audiologists are required to learn sign language.
They're not and I'm tired.

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

MERRY FLYING ANT DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT🐜🖤

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Sometimes telling myself it's 'Picky Bits' or 'Girl Dinner' just doesn't hit the mark.
Personally, lately I've been preferring to go with the 'CLAIRE, IT'S FRENCH'.

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Really in the mood to go on holiday & take pictures exclusively of me looking cross while pointing to the beautiful sights, in the style of an annoyed old person from a local news article who is demonstrating their anger at their bins not being collected

#OldManYellsAtCloud

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

@hankgreen I'm UK person and if anyone can give an explanation I'd bloody well like to hear it too..

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

... Is the extraordinary comeback in the room with us now?

#GE24 #generalelection2024 #RishiSunak #ExitPoll

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

And now to wander down the road hoping I still look like my passport photo, and at the same time, hoping I look goddam nothing like my passport photo jesus christ

#GeneralElection24 #GE2024 #vote #pollingstation

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

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#GeneralElection2024

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em.

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Good morning. Have the worst thing in the world.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

This fleshy, pink smiling face is made from living human skin cells, and was created as part of an experiment to let robots show emotion. https://t.co/TarelVP4ba

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

No-one:

The single piece of confetti that falls while everyone's stood around, waiting for the concert to start: '.... Oh I've fucked it'

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

My motto has now involuntarily become 'dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have'

#UKSummer #June

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

@MariaHumboldt Omg SAME

[Gingey @Gingeypie]

Ed Davey in his Mr Benn era rn

#GeneralElection #LibDems