Michelle

[Michelle @gingfisch]

Did we all just make noises getting up as a joke 1 day and now it isn't a joke??

[Michelle @gingfisch]

Fuck all of this #YouNetflix #YouSeason4. Death to Joe 🥲✊️ maybe S5 will be better aka the end?

[Yu🩸 @redxlamb]

me after realizing joe goldberg wasn’t actually getting character development and was actually 10 times crazier than I thought #YOU #younetflix #joegoldberg

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Hasan Toor @hasantoxr]

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[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why girl’s named deborah always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

What are some fun spooky movies that I, a coward, might enjoy?

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The CDC is now recommending you read your dog a story before bedtime.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Americans came 3 votes short of having their insulin capped at $35/month. And it failed because Republicans blocked it. Remember that when you vote this fall.

[Carly @MotherOfDasypus]

Why don’t Subarus have cup holders that fit a nalgene? Don’t they know their audience?

[Michelle @gingfisch]

People pissed about a simple name change of a football stadium should start to understand how us women feel....about our damn BODIES #HeinzFieldForever

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

oh yeah happy pride month. straight ppl let ur gay friends know that they are loved! give us top! 💕🌈

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around

[bones or no bones? @bonesupdates]

today, october 25th, is a bones day! on a monday! thank you, noodle

[tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello]

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

[bones or no bones? @bonesupdates]

today, october 20th, is a bones day! and noodle was on the today show!! good for you, noodle, and thank you