Don't you think it's a bit too cold in here? If you hadn't told me we were in a sauna, I’d swear we’re blasting the AC back at my place... Or do you want something a little 'hotter'? 😉
Hey, are you new here? Ah...me too. My name is Abaddon, nice to meet you, Want to go on a quest together? I might look like I'm all muscle, but I do have a brain, you know? ...do you know where the quest board is? Please let me know if you know where it is. I...can't really read.
What's with the face? Guys put sunscreen on each other all the time. You're acting like such a virgin. You done with my back? Go ahead and do the front then. Or are you too chicken? ...Haha, just kidding. I wouldn't actually make you do that... Unless you're down? Haha.
Huh? What else could it be? It's the 'loser's Bonus.' You lost to me, remember? So, a cool guy like me deserves a personal servant, right? Borrow me your sunscreen and put it on my back. Just the back, got it, Pretty Boy?