Mayor of Horse Creek

Washed up PBS child star, published poet, professional pot stirrer

The truth is like poetry, and people hate fucking poetry

Co-Owner of @mnwoso

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

2019 New Years Resolutions
1. Rent an RV for at least 3 days
2. Fax in an order to a Chinese restaurant
3. Be a contestant on an in game fan entertainment piece for the @minnesotalynx
4. Finish a 1000 piece puzzle
5. Save a turtle from being hit crossing the road

[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

The issue is if Haaland was born in America he’d be a division 2 basketball player

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

USA when it’s time to end a conflict with Bosnia

[Connor Bradshaw @CBradshaw_09]

@SEAbuoy @MarinerMoose @BlitzTheSeahawk @SeattleKraken @seattlestorm @Seahawks Fags

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve says she was disappointed that her team lost on “Pride Night”

“We should��ve won for the gays..”

The WNBA is a complete joke. Lmao

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

@10k_Takes Cannot wait

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

There is a 10,000% chance we get to see @10k_Takes recreate this video at us bank stadium this fall.

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

The White House in 2026 is full of:

-Soldiers
-Marines
-Police & patriots

The White House in 2024 was full of:

-Groomers
-Transgenders
-Pedophiles

The contrast is CLEAR.

Nobody likes that gay garbage.

[ESPN @espn]

Karl-Anthony Towns.

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Minnesotans only: which stings more, Sam Darnold’s Super Bowl victory or KAT’s championship?

[Rob Potsy Potchak 🧾 - Writer/Editor/Artist/Actor @Potchak]

PK Subban looking like a pilgrim with some weird beige neck thing on tonight. Who dresses this guy #nhl #espn #stanleycup

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Once again, none of our submissions were selected as the official Madden cover 😔

Here's a thread of some of our alternate ideas...

🧵(1/10)

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

@23Benk @NFL_DovKleiman Best offense in the nfl

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: New Vikings WR Jauan Jennings made one of the CRAZIEST catches you will ever see at practice today.

Minnesota has the best offense in the NFL.

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

Lmaooo

[Paul Bunyan’s Jockstrap @paulbunyan97]

@NordyWild Faggot

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

The matchup we’ve all been waiting for

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

THE MILWAUKEE PANTHERS ARE HEADED TO AUBURN REGIONAL FINAL 🔥🔥🔥

27-31 and 1 win away from Super Regionals. 3 wins away from Omaha. Incredible.

[Mayor of Horse Creek @GinggaTroll]

You hear that people move to delano mn to suck cock and fart semen ?