GINGERR💥

[alex @steven_lebron]

colonel sanders was a sauga mans?????

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

them doordash prices make you look in the kitchen a few more times

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[GL @gldivittorio]

I knew a Frederick that went by Erick which was fine but once met a Neil that turned out to be a Nathaniel and that's where I draw the line

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Part of losing weight is accepting that some meals are just… functional. Everything tasting good is what got you fat to begin with.

[S. @sagelovebars]

You finally recover from leg day just in time for leg day🤦🏾‍♂️

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

going out to eat & shopping by yourself is actually very peaceful and therapeutic.

[Dangerously Dialed In @FitWealthyU]

The bar is so insanely low that if you work out 3x a week and stop eating like a moron, you’ll end up looking and feeling superior to almost everyone you know.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[blue @bluewmist]

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

why tf does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[⋆˚࿔ ser 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @wh1msicalf0x]

I WILL LOSE A WORRYING AMOUNT OF WEIGHT IN JUNE

[perico @pericoco_]

Anytime someone does something weird to me I work on myself, because what am I even doing being around someone like that.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Born again virgin @richvirginworld]

life gets weird for bad bitches sometimes but as long as we stay connected to God, we good!

[di263 @17retired]

being beautiful is already so fun then on top of that I’m funny and charismatic, I can go anywhere and do anything wow

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work