jonny

shit i stubbed my toe

[jonny @gingweaver]

Me: “Fortnite is a modern day encyclopedia”
Dontaye Albert: “ninja turtles among us, *bark*”

[jonny @gingweaver]

@JiggyGordo That may be for the best

[jonny @gingweaver]

This morning after I got out of the shower the first article of clothing I applied to my body was a pair of socks. I don’t know what drove me to take this action but I still feel weird about it. I felt in times like these I should remain transparent.

[jonny @gingweaver]

Why am I crying

[jonny @gingweaver]

Oh shit I just twitted.

[jonny @gingweaver]

As a Democrat it is my civil duty to commit voters fraud.

[jonny @gingweaver]

@Diego__Torres9 L tweet

[jonny @gingweaver]

@johxnnaxo I just watched you get another full plate of food from the buffet after taking like two bites off your first plate. You then gave both full plates back to the waiter and picked up a watermelon rind. I would say more than %50 of the food you took from the buffet went in the trash.

[jonny @gingweaver]

@johxnnaxo spotted after rooting through the trash for the rind of the watermelon.

[jonny @gingweaver]

@johxnnaxo This isn't right😔 that paper was confidential.

[jonny @gingweaver]

@johxnnaxo doesn't like watermelon.

[jonny @gingweaver]

@emma__ru @sarahisferal Nice second attempt

[jonny @gingweaver]

@WitmerPhillip

[jonny @gingweaver]

Mennos and (virgin) Mimosas

[Carlos Lichty @LichtyCarlos]

@klassenaomi emailing the wrong Jonothan?

[jonny @gingweaver]

@LichtyCarlos @klassenaomi I accept my role as Phillip's new daddy.

[Carlos Lichty @LichtyCarlos]

I hope you don’t finish your human sexuality essay @gingweaver

[jonny @gingweaver]

@LichtyCarlos So somehow this is one of the most hurtful things I've ever read

[jonny @gingweaver]

@tysomillo It was a good fight 🤝 and quite a flex.