Han

Pasta with cheese

[Han @gingyisbeast]

It's just Avril Lavigne's world and we're living in it

[Dr M Shujat Rasool @DrMShujat]

The first sign of COLON CANCER shows up in your TOILET, not in your blood report. And most ignore it as piles for 6 months.

Here are 5 SIGNS I never ignore:

1. PENCIL THIN STOOLS

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Ngl a Pixar movie will humble you

[Han @gingyisbeast]

Would love to be their therapist so badly

[໊ @xoeeie]

which ones anger issues is worst?

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with the vampire diaries, this is like if rihanna returned to music

[𓄂вϋѕ̧яα ♕︎ нувяι∂ кєи αи∂ ναмριяє вαявιє @barbiehybridken]

“HE'S YOUR FIRST LOVE. I INTEND TO BE YOUR LAST. HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.”

[erika @yeeeerika]

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I really really really don’t need this rn

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

[shato @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING TO YOU. Basic manners.

[Han @gingyisbeast]

my toxic trait is that i’m 100% confidence if hilary duff met me irl she would want to be my best friend

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

The other half is crying

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Memorizing phone numbers.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Comedians that if given a late night show could save comedy.

I'll go first: Theo Von

[I Make Clothes @niijamere]

I don’t believe in cutting expenses I just gotta make more money idk

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.