IntergalacticTourist

Boppin' around this cosmos. Acting crazy. Tourizing this planet. ★ You and Me, Always Forever ☾

[IntergalacticTourist @ginjamming]

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that. We're happy? They hate that.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter

[Cam 🔜 FURPOC⁉️ @FloofCam]

“Does puppy want headpats”
No bro puppy wants gas prices to go down

[takumi pit stains 🔞 @ahahaha_wav]

good meowing world

[IntergalacticTourist @ginjamming]

Couple drinks in me bout to remind my dad why I’m his favorite son

[Zizzle @zizzlearts]

🕊️🕊️

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

American by birth, dawg zone by the grace of god

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[💌 @zukolore]

think it’s so awesome that a fandom for a show with a bi main character treats being in a 'het' relationship as forfeiting queerness. surely this has no broader implications at all

[jay! ☕️ making armends @jalattes]

Amazing feed pull

[KOOS @K00S_]

#jayvik

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby]

i do not negotiate with motorists

[LumiCanvas @LumiCanvass]

The cringe disappears the second you start having fun again

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[ko⁷(๑•ㅂ•)و✧🌈 💜 @apobangko]

I’m crying

[IntergalacticTourist @ginjamming]

Violently oscillating between flexing at myself in the mirror for extended periods of time and texting my friends “do you still like me?🥺”

[never better @wiremxther]

the whiplash on this one was crazy