Megan Hanford

Wife of Nigel, Mother of Lily and Charlotte, Human of the late Dale and Flower, Me

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

According to Miss 5
‘P*ss Off!’ is what you use now instead of ‘awesome!’
I think not my child, I think not. #workingmumlife #watchthisspace

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Dear neighbours, Miss 4 is currently in her Alicia Keys period - I promise she is just singing 🤪🤦🏼‍♀️
#thisgirlisonfire #betterclosethewindows #lifeofcharlotteh

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

When your Saturday morning starts with Miss 4 singing Barbie Girl while on the loo #lifeofcharlotteh #workingmumlife

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

illogical ‘discussions’ with Miss 4 - who is loudly displeased she is not my first baby. #lifeofcharlotteh #mustbebedtime #workingmumlife #mumof2

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Am going to need to learn some better replacements for my sweary words this #RWC2023

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Today’s tantrum reason from Miss 4:
Not having yellow socks for daycare’s yellow day
🤦🏼‍♀️
#lifeofcharlotteh #workingmumlife

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Today’s tantrum reason from Miss 4:
Not being able to wear mascara & eyeliner to daycare
🤦🏼‍♀️ #lifeofcharlotteh #workingmumlife

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Miss 4: Survives the weekend on a ‘by choice’ minimalist diet.
Also Miss 4: 1hr in watching a dance comp and has eaten most of the food brought to feed her for 5 hours.
🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 #hype_girl_in_training

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Miss 4 just had a melt down because the bubble wrap she is popping is clear and her sister has pink 🤦🏼‍♀️
#havekidstheysaid #workingmum

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

All right flickery power - my roast has been cooked and devoured - do as you please 😝🤣
#BringTheThunder

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Words I never thought I would have to say to my 3yo
‘Don’t run. You are naked. It will hurt more when you trip’
🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 #mumlife

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Giving away: 1 x unwanted alarm clock, features include standing in hallway before the sun is up yelling out ‘is it morning time yet?’ Only 3 years old, no warranty. BRAND: Toddler
#tiredmumlife

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Miss 3 is currently in her room singing the song of her people because I put Guardians of the Galaxy on instead of the Paw Patrol movie 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ #herlifeisover #meanmummy #lifeofcharlotteh

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

@NZPhotomac We have a lot of Ssshhugar, Firetrucks and Freight trains in our house 😜

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Miss 3 ‘Fanx mum, u da best mum eba’
Me ‘thanks Charli, you’re the best Charlotte ever’
Miss 3 ‘mmhmm yes I know’
Goes back to drawing
Miss 3 ‘mum I drawing u, u is a bampyre’
🤦🏼‍♀️ #mustbuyclotheswithcolour

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

#Heardle #113

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#Heardle #112

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It’s official - i is old 🤣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“If Kim Kardashian cannot escape this, then what chance do normal women have?”

[Megan Hanford @ginjarmegs]

Wordle 271 3/6

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Wordle 270 3/6

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