your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist

dawgs and drive by truckers. come and see

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Southern man shocks bartender by ordering a brandy old fashioned in perfect midwestern!

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Dude what even are these ads anymore

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Enron got a merch store

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Oh goodie. Incredibly corrupt and politically unpopular billionaire. I’ll take another please!

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Kelly Loeffler, former Georgia Senator is set to become Trump’s new Secretary of Agriculture.

[Ashley Schaeffers Burner @Scahfferburner]

Just walked out the bathroom at the sushi join I’m at and had to do a double take

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Slow as shit. Would never last a gameday shift in Athens.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Optimus just made me a drink

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

White boi living it up the right way

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

Confirmed: Darnold is HIM

[doomer @uncledoomer]

incredible things are happening in japan

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

And $5 shifties and the parlay gonna hit. Already destroyed the cucumber salad. I’m vibrating on a plane of existence that you’re unfamiliar with

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Work trip means I’m going to the dive bar on steak night to watch MNF. No one doing it like this

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Work trip means I’m going to the dive bar on steak night to watch MNF. No one doing it like this

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Motivation for the weekend

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.

[we the people amendment (HJR54) tifa, esq. @BaggerVyvanse]

sometimes the missus is at a work conference and you gotta put in a shift as the guy sitting at the bar

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Clairo, do I have the gameday atmosphere for you!

[Daily Clairo @clairodailys]

Clairo asking the audience to bark like dogs at her concert: “It makes me feel really sexy for some reason, I don’t know why”

🎥 Lillianablakaaa

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Be still my beating heart

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

Listening to the girlfriend’s family reminisce over mad dog 20/20. Good people

[your local, neighborhood oil lobbyist @ginmargenie]

That civil war killed a generation of ballers

[El Duderino, God Emperor of Dude @PartTimeJeffrey]

@ginmargenie General Muir soon