Rick Hamilton

Monster Method

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@mmathy Always time for twitter.

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@Jim_Hamilton That Beale vs. Maysles touch-football game footage was pretty wild.

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The secret to my “uggos get in free” kissing booth is that when I charge the uggos, they feel pretty.

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@donni I blame the dig economy.

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Skip my songs on the jukebox all you want, it’ll just make me stay at the bar even longer.

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A lot of the stars in the sky died thousands of years ago yet you still see them night after night. Anyway, it’s time to go to the bar again.

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@Jim_Hamilton @JamesUrbaniak @Caissie She's wearing my glasses from 8th grade and my hat from tomorrow afternoon.

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Do not let your kids name the pets. Just ask Gomer and Shampoo. They named our dog Spike.

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If I’m going to die at the bar, I’m going to do it the old-fashioned way.

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Dear Popular Mechanics Forum, I never thought this would happen to me...

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My girlfriend saw my dandruff shampoo and said, “But you don’t have a girlfriend.”

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Of course I get mugged on the day I’m wearing two watches.

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Thanks to the pandemic, I haven’t been on a date in three years.

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@Jim_Hamilton Oh no

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Gas, grass or NBA League Pass. Nobody rides for free.

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I always keep a thesaurus handy and within reach.

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I need a burner phone to play the jukebox from.

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@Jim_Hamilton I'll assume I bought the showerhead too then.

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I can't move out of my apartment until I figure out if my ice tray came with the freezer or I bought it myself.

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Ken Griffey Jr. and Ken Griffey Sr. aren’t related. Their names are purely coincidental.