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nobody is funnier than 15 year old boys I swear they hold the humor i fear i will never reach

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the chokehold these had on me and my sister

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freaking out sorry

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“going to jury duty this week i’m so excited it’s like survivor”

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hyfr

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my life is just a series of yeah no yeah’s

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gushers before 6 am

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the Nicki Minaj to Car Seat Headrest pipeline

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am i having a panic attack or do i have a fever i hate this game

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“this looks like something I’d find in my kids underwear”
“yes, chef”

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literally at the bars thinking about watching Master Chef when I get home

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why are perfume commercials so hot stop it

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whenever someone uses the word “hubby” to describe their man I scream inside and wish them a terrible life

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just realized the sunglasses I’ve been using that I bought from goodwill are in fact prescription! perfect

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maturing is realizing that stuffing is a top thanksgiving dish

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“ooh this one is five stars”
“are you looking at grad schools?”
“no i’m looking at falafel recipes”

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getting every last drop from my bag of Stacy’s pita chips because that shit cost me $8

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ugh i’m just a 22 year old girl life shouldn’t be so overwhelming

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sorry I can’t hang later I have to pay my rent

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