Ginny Crane

jeweler. artist. craftsperson. Jesus-follower.

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Real quote from someone at this cookout:
"I'm a bit of a foodie. Have you ever tried French onion dip and Doritos?"

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Someone just said they could see me doing stand up comedy and unfortunately I’m flattered

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Why can’t laying under a weighted blanket that’s been folded in half have double the stress-relieving power?

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I use an app to track my son’s feedings, diapers, etc.

you know you’re mommin’ on autopilot when you go to log the huge dump you just took

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I never considered that there’d be a time in my life where I’d have a preferred diaper brand but here we are

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Them: HOW ARE YOU FEELING? READY TO POP?
Me:

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Gosh dang I really love therapy.

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Bump update: belly can now double as a shelf. Specifically, a shelf for bowls of ice cream.

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I need ⁦@KarenKilgariff⁩ and ⁦@chrisfairbanks⁩ to see this.
⁦@DynarPodcast⁩ https://t.co/Z2qdcldDrv

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Is it bad that I’m counting every human in your thanksgiving pics?

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Old lady at the bank came BACK through the drive thru line just to yell at the poor banker that gave her a five and 4 ones instead of the 9 ones she asked for. People need to chill.

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Unacceptable nicknames from older males: baby, honey, good-lookin’

Acceptable nicknames from older females: honeybun, sugar, angel, sweetie

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Me @ tonight’s family dinner polical discussions

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Is it even a shampoo commercial if I don’t see a zoomed-in diagram of a hair follicle or the word “nourishing”?

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Just saw a post where someone referred to their infant child as a
CROTCH TROPHY

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Oh, how am I?
I missed the turn to my street cuz I was thinking about snacks.

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@hareywright Girl, no

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Would you rather have...

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Historic

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Immediately https://t.co/u2OFFYQQn2