Got fucking raped. When I protested my attacker said "chill, it's an April Fool's Day prank". I endured it to avoid looking like a humorless square. After he was satisfied and left, I checked my phone only to find it's April 2nd. God fucking damn it.
@XFreeze The horse will drink if you put its head in the water and clap its nuts between two bricks, as that creates an involuntary sucking in of air (or water)
Briefly logging back on to this site to say that the unthinkable has come to pass. It has happened. I have been made into a tarantula. Words cannot express my gratitude. Roberto J. León, this is an incredible honor, and one I will cherish until my death.
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