Old Bae

Musician, producer, songwriter, mixer.

[Old Bae @giordash]

New York is the best. You go to get a coffee and the guy’s like “fuck you” and you’re like “fuck you too, buddy”. Goddamn what a great city.

[Old Bae @giordash]

Cats have such a weird relationship with tin foil. Roll it up into a ball, cats are like “this is the central hub of all of my excitement and happiness, now, and forever more”. Lay that shit flat on the ground, cats are like “absolutely the fuck not”.

[Old Bae @giordash]

People who “why me?” are also often incredulous to karma.

[Old Bae @giordash]

A&W but they’re the home of the burger stepfamily

[Old Bae @giordash]

Converses but they’re shaped like little Mack trucks. Call them Convoys. Get them for you and your friends. Say “10-4 good buddy” to each other. Be happy.

[Old Bae @giordash]

🎵is it too late now to make coffeeeee🎵

[Old Bae @giordash]

Acid is crazy. You go from your normal self, as you’ve always been, to someone who completely implodes when asked “when are the curtains?”

[Old Bae @giordash]

@iamdonmills “Hey baby, you lookin for fiction? Cuz I’m fiction to take you home mm mm”

[Old Bae @giordash]

Some of you producers have never used a SM7B like a hammer to bust up coke rocks and it shows.

[Old Bae @giordash]

I just wanna see what happens when someone offers a snickers to an angry person who’s lactose intolerant and allergic to nuts.

[Old Bae @giordash]

I feel bad watching people parallel park but they leave me no choice

[Old Bae @giordash]

Why do people on the phone say “okay well, I’m gonna let you go but…” and then talk for another 47 minutes about some bullshit?

[Old Bae @giordash]

@Ableton Don’t worry about how things sound, worry about how things feel.

[Old Bae @giordash]

@iamdonmills @JRDNmusic I’m down boys let’s get it

[Old Bae @giordash]

I’ve been concerned about a lot of people during the pandemic. But most of all, and now more than ever, I need to know that @tomhanks is okay.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Cops are straight up like, we’ll fucking kill you if you keep saying that we kill people

[Shane Koyczan @Koyczan]

The color of my skin has kept me invisible to a narrative written so deeply into history that the present keeps trying to give me permission to forget. I will not forget. #BlackLivesMatter

[Old Bae @giordash]

There should be a falafel place called unlawful falafel.

[Old Bae @giordash]

Heated seats only have 2 settings: “ooo ya that’s nice” and “I may have pissed my pants”.

[Old Bae @giordash]

Every time I play the guitar, I destroy my fucking hands.

[Old Bae @giordash]

@jimjuniormusic https://t.co/Pudk7QjesO this is sick