Dad D

Welcome to my soapbox

[Dad D @giordde]

Donald Trump: they keep saying I’m peach, John.

John Kelly: I believe they’re saying “impeach”, sir.

Betsy Devos: I think you mean “empeach”, John.

[Dad D @giordde]

Me, anytime I start to sneeze

[Dad D @giordde]

How long has Will Farrell been 46?

[Dad D @giordde]

@jennafischer I said out loud that I wanted a new president and I got an ad for petitions to impeach Trump.

Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t

[Dad D @giordde]

@joshgondelman That’s gotta be a great feeling. Congrats!!

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatson]

Governments play a crucial role in either promoting or thwarting change. @Katja_Iversen, @phumzileunwomen, @GenderEQ & I urge leaders of G7 countries to use their power to ditch discriminatory laws and push for progress for women & girls: https://t.co/9P5Ks6tq9P #BeBraveG7

[Dad D @giordde]

@Stranger_Things Season 4 fan theories pt. 1:

******SPOILERSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Dad D @giordde]

@roskocfart Thanks so much!!! Super stoked!!! 😁😁😁😁

[Luciano DeAngelo @lucianodeangeIo]

Do you love Binghamton?

Do you love comedy?

The Boho will be Binghamton’s first and only comedy club!

My brother @giordde launched a Kickstarter to make the Boho a reality!

Donate here: https://t.co/5YG8lnzFMh

[Dad D @giordde]

@DeAngeloLT Thanks, baby brother!! Love you!! ♥️

[Dad D @giordde]

My friend introduced me to the movie #quizshow and now I think I know what happened on #jeopardy. #JeopardyJames

[Dad D @giordde]

@realDonaldTrump Into a jail cell

[Dad D @giordde]

@realDonaldTrump That’s a face first Freudian slip

[Dad D @giordde]

@jeffastrof I feel like @PopTV would be the perfect network to pick it up. @SchittsCreek is a prime example of why the show would work on the network. Then backup the seasons on @NetflixIsAJoke, too. I’m sure you’ve probably thought of all of this, but I just love T&E and hate to see it end

[Dad D @giordde]

That is a face first Freudian slip into a brick wall

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax...And now Russia has disappeared because I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,.....

[Dad D @giordde]

@roskocfart @LuckyMamaJ @WSKG @kazberry42 @thebookteacher @NWaskieLaura @NancyCoddington @ElisaBostwick @hoovrbrt @CVSupt @MrsMurat @JennyLexia1 @caradale @bookreeader @larrydake Hahaha fair enough, Mr. Rosko 😜😜😜

[Dad D @giordde]

@LuckyMamaJ @WSKG @kazberry42 @thebookteacher @NWaskieLaura @NancyCoddington @ElisaBostwick @hoovrbrt @CVSupt @roskocfart @MrsMurat @JennyLexia1 @caradale @bookreeader @larrydake We love our neighbors ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[Dad D @giordde]

@roskocfart @LuckyMamaJ @WSKG @kazberry42 @thebookteacher @NWaskieLaura @NancyCoddington @ElisaBostwick @hoovrbrt @CVSupt @MrsMurat @JennyLexia1 @caradale @bookreeader @larrydake Professor Rosko!!! How’re you doing these days?! I know, it’s great! Who would’ve guessed we’d have so many jurist friends?! Hope all is well with you! We’ll have to find a way to team up on some projects soon.

[Dad D @giordde]

@netflix @itsmeCaseyMc Netflix wishing they had Handmaids Tale

[Dad D @giordde]

This thread is everything

[Casey McCormick @itsmeCaseyMc]

Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911.

[Dad D @giordde]

It’s a weird time. I just read a @TomiLahren tweet about abortion I somewhat agree with. WHAT IS HAPPENING