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[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

I keep this tweet pinned for one reason, and one reason only: to piss off @k_fanelli16

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

last night I woke myself up from a dream laughing because I had the idea of splitting Oregon down the middle and renaming the west side of the state Shoregon

[Nieltown @nieltown]

The lonely shrimp seems to fry his rice at night

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

I HAVE THE SAME BIG THREE AS MICHAEL SCOTT.

[F ☆U X @fauxteen]

Idk ask her

[🪩 @yayodiary]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

@Karack_Obama inject this into my veins

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

@Karack_Obama which mall

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

are you todays date? cause you’re a 4/10

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

@Karack_Obama black and white filter on it

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

what do people who don’t battle dandruff do with all their free time

[Lauren Pokedoff @LaurenPokedoff]

A man built a computer in his garage, so now I cry every week over a fictional tv show about an English soccer team.

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

Nice so when are auditions for the role of the student who makes out with coach carr in the projection room

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

[seymor buttz @giovaUDONTKNOmi]

it’s embarrassing how much I love my boyfriend