brian wolfass

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@Jlauer757575 @UberEats C’mon @UberEats, do better!!! The boy just wanted a snack!!

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@BarstoolIrish @buckedup @nellis_tweets

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@PekalaLaw Illinois has a system to pay owners who lose property, but Maria Pappas will not fund it.

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@nellis_tweets Don’t ask the question, if you can’t handle the answer. Joe Barry’s defense is going to let the Niners hang 50 tonight

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@nellis_tweets Go to the store and get some Swimmers ear

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@MaristWrestling @DePaulPrepWREST Family shenanigans, carry on. Sorry for misunderstanding.

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@MaristWrestling @DePaulPrepWREST Fairly unsportsmanlike comment there. Congratulations on your success, good luck seems a little more tasteful. I’d imagine Bro. Rich would agree.

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@RexChapman https://t.co/10FwCB0oz0

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@paytonsun

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@TheShotgunStart Hoobastank?

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@nellis_tweets

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@FatKidDeals AND YOU DO THIS ON FESTIVUS!! Have you no soul?!?!?

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@MaxMarkhamNFL At 7-7 with things looking like they are starting to turn around, why would the Lions mortgage their future with a trade like that?

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@BrianBabinski @ZaleskiLuke The correct answer is Everybody Wants Some!! by Van Halen, followed closely by Crosstown Traffic by Jimi.

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@darrenrovell @dean_reidy Did he have a mustache?

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@purrrrrzzzzz I used it for a slow drain, and it literally melted the drain pipe. I hope they know what they are doing, as new piping could be costly.

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@nellis_tweets

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@nellis_tweets Don’t call United, call your daughter. #CMONMAN!!