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he/him

[Lola Tung's freckler @jua_n_n_carlos]

Me trying to impress Cameron Diaz trade

[fico @fico_chu]

what did chappell roan do now

[ًnanda 🇧🇷 @olivizrodrigo]

LONDON TO IBIZA

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

IVE on the gym radio… didn’t realize this place was run by 🚬

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

me: *wearing red, white, and blue to the gym* “USA! USA!”
wj: “you’re gonna get stabbed”
me: “it’s ok, it’s the same colors for the UK”
wj: “more reason to stab you”

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

got a new phone and needed to empty my drafts soz

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

5’11” and below: short king
6’0”: 🥱
6’1” - 6’3”: chaotic evil
6’4”: demure, mindful
6’5” and above: unnecessary, doing too much

i will not elaborate further

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

hate when youtubers capitalize random words in the title because i don’t want them to think i’m watching because of clickbait

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

are brazilians meant to be haunted by Senhora do Destino for the rest of our lives?

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

hilarious that twitter bot farms think a bunch of random accounts following me in relatively quick succession using a first and last name is more plausible than ones named something like “choke me daddy” or “fart”. anyway i will not be manipulated for election interference again.

[Hiruni Liyanage @the_liyanage]

US data scientists are so cooked right now. they can't import pandas anymore

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

JUSTICE FOR PUSHING DAISIES

[fem top @gayandold]

girl, the tariffs

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

ugly betty (2006-2010)

[cascading style tweets @girafferic]

british people popped off with the word “faff”

[Burlington Throat Factory @fitnessgayz]

Scarlett Johansson auditioning for roles:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

gwen stefani on a random day in 2004: