Alex Smith

Before you ask, my lawsuit against the Bazooka Joe Gum Company is still ongoing, so I cannot discuss the details. Heart eyes to @deannaelise.

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@thefingerthing @Kislingtwits I got hot.

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Hiiiiiii Chris! #ScaryHorseAnonymous

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@Kislingtwits @PrixdeBeaute @deannaelise ❤️❤️❤️

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@Kislingtwits

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@Kislingtwits @PrixdeBeaute I ain't kissin' no one that's been eating shit. He got shit all over his mouth.

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@Kislingtwits @PrixdeBeaute Fuck yeah, free vacation.

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@PrixdeBeaute I hear that.

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Can't think of a better way for me and @deannaelise to spend out first real post-vaccination night out than seeing @benroy00 absolutely kill it at the Hi-Dive. Fuck yeah, my dude.

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@Kislingtwits Blink 182 was right. I guess this is growing up.

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@PrixdeBeaute He did, but they weren't plugged in to anything. He kept saying I was full of negative "tannins" (I think he meant thetans) and talked about Lord Zordon (Again, I think he meant Xenu.)

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@PrixdeBeaute Ooh, to be a rougarou down in that there Naw'lins, eating dat vegan étouffée and makin' friends with all the crawdads.

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@kyliesparks @Loganchance @phatcarlson We might need your expertise in the room for this.

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@kyliesparks @Loganchance When my manager asked me if I wrote as well, I really should have been like, "Now that you mention it, my friends and I have an idea we've been kicking around. Do you have Bowling For Soup's number?"

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@ScaryStory_Pod A handbook for the recently Greb'd.

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@PrixdeBeaute Just for you, I'm ramping up my use of the airhorn button on the show.