Girdhar Singh

My brain has too many tabs open, can't write BIO.

[Pankushhh @TheDograSoul]

Blessed 🚩

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

Why do you even exist?

Udhaar ki zjndagi

[Ram Garapati @srk0804]

Thread : 500th Test wicket of each bowler

Courtney Walsh - Jacques Kallis (2001)

(1/n)

[ISRO @isro]

LVM3 M4/Chandrayaan-3:
Lift-off, tracking and onboard views

[ISRO @isro]

LVM3 M4/Chandrayaan-3 Mission:
LVM3 M4 vehicle🚀 successfully launched Chandrayaan-3🛰️ into orbit.

[AstroCounselKK 🇮🇳 @AstroCounselKK]

Coca Cola entered India in the 1980s, taking over 11 other Indian soft drink brands, the rest being taken over by Pepsi!
*No objection! No shouting*

Amazon hasn't left out any city!
*No resistance! No shouting!*

Courier services like Blue Dart, DHL & FedEx came and brought their planes too. Now the whole business is occupied!
*No resistance.. No shouting..*

Chinese and Korean mobiles dominate India.
*No resistance, no noise!  No shouting..*

Nestlé, Maggi, ITC, HUL, Pepsi etc entered the farm sector!
*No resistance, no noise*

In the 4-wheeler industry, Suzuki, MG, Hyundai etc. Honda dominates the two-wheeler industry,
*No resistance, no noise, no shouting..*

But Adani, the Ambanis are against me?
Patanjali (promoting Indian Ayurveda) is a threat to India..?
Why oppose Indian companies, while foreign companies have been manufacturing in many areas for a long time?
*Lack of simple common sense?*

The reason..
# *Nestle India* is good because we don't know its owner.
# *Proctor & Gamble* is good because we don't know its owner.
# *Coca Cola*, # *Pepsi* are good because we don't even know their owners.
# *Vodafone* is good because we don't even know its owner

# *Vivo*, # *Samsung*, # *Realme*, good because we don't know their owners.

But,

# *Ramdev* is a thief!
# *Mukesh Ambani* is a thief!
# *Gautham Adani* is a thief
# *Tata*, # *Birla* are thieves

• How did # *Tata* get the contract for the new Parliament?
• How did # *Adani* get # *solar* contract instead of # *China* ?
All owners of # *India* are thieves

These are the people of our own country, how can they be a great men here?
*Is this approach correct?*

It can also be a chromosomal disorder!

*The reason is the foreign money...*

Just understand one thing: India is no longer dependent on other nations. This is a new India. It doesn't avoid problems, it confronts them.

[Dr Pooja Tripathi @Pooja_Tripathii]

आजकल ipl #bhojpuricommentary की चर्चा है। "आई हो बरहम बाबा! ई बॉल त छक्का जाता!"
माफ करिएगा, पर यही हल्का लहजा नहीं है भोजपुरी। विद्यापति पद, ब्याह गीत, बिदाई, सोहर, पचरा, पूरबी, बारहमासा, कजरी, निर्गुण सुने हैं आपने?अपने अल्पज्ञान के सहारे हमारी भोजपुरी को मज़ाक़ ना बनाइए।

[The Lallantop @TheLallantop]

कश्मीर में गोलीबारी हुई तो आर्मी के जवान ने Lt. Gen (Retd.) KJS Dhillon को आतंकी कैसे समझ लिया? आर्मी से जुड़ा मजेदार किस्सा सुनिए.

@Tiny_Dhillon @saurabhtop

Full Episode: https://t.co/IIBQklPYPG

[Dhananjay_Tech @Dhananjay_Tech]

This is brilliant idea 💡
I think all cities should implement this 👌🏼

Does your city have something similar?

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

@dhakamanjeet @coolfunnytshirt Aage nahi padha tu

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

As long as he holds his smile

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

My friend’s idea to get back #Kohinoor:
1. Invite #RishiSunak to India
2. Kidnap him when he is stuck in Bangalore traffic to visit his in-laws
3. Send instead Ashish Nehra as UK PM. No one will realise it.
4. Nehra will be told to pass the bill to return Kohinoor

💎 in 🇮🇳! 😀😀

[Atul Kumar Mishra @TheAtulMishra]

Ravan was the best warrior: He was thrashed by Vali, Kartiveerya Arjun and of course Bhagwan Shankar before getting slain by Shri Ram. An aged Jatayu had him panting and he could beat Sugriva only by Maya. In fact Meghnad put up a better fight than him in the War.

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

This is not men will be Men, but the other way around

[Professor @Masterji_UPWale]

Men will be Men...2022 Version

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

Zindagi ka 1 min kharab Kar diya

[Ankur Singh @AnkurSingh]

Trust me.. This is unedited video of Rahul Gandhi's answer.

Congress PM Candidate of 2024 😂😂😂

[Sunanda Vashisht @sunandavashisht]

What is this tweet? Why is something that is clearly visible to everyone called alleged? Why is Yatra in quotes?

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

🤣🤣

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Pakistan has ceased to be nation, it’s now a TikTok account

[Vikas Manhas @37VManhas]

How many #VeerNaris and #VeerMataPita after losing their loved one fighting for the nation could retain their 1BHK or 2BHK accommodation after stipulated period on 'humanitarian grounds'??
Lets not be selective humanitarian.

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

Sab pe bhari

[Meghna Girish 🇮🇳 @megirish2001]

Born in Kerala, studied in Karnataka, trained in Maharashtra, Uttarakhand, J&K....

Served and gave all for India🇮🇳

Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan AC

Now idolised by fans as 'Veer Bihari'.
Isn't this the beauty of Bharat?
#BajrangBaliKiJai🙏
#JaiHindKiSena 🇮🇳

[Girdhar Singh @girdhar_singh]

🤣

[Gaurav Goel @goelgauravbjp]

तीन बुद्धिमान लोग बिना मास्क के एक बच्चे को समझा रहे हैं कि मास्क कैसे पहना जाता है !!

[The Hawk Eye @thehawkeyex]

.@PreetKGillMP, just to let you know, you are a looser for two reasons-
1st for writing this hate tweets
2nd for deleting same in hours