Bailey

This will mentally destroy you.

she/her

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You forgor: 12 memories today

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im not from england and I'm not in the military

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i was going to sing a tame impala song but then I died

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horrible scraping metal sound, super effective on autistic-type pokemon

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we had a dream where we met ed sheeran, but he was like, asian

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our bodies will decay with equal rapidity in the end. history will never know that you took the swag route through life

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im too dehydrated to whistle

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yo mama so abusive she performed an exorcism on you

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the september trilogy is an elaborate yo mama joke

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in a way, aren't we all, a voiceover of ourselves

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jesus was pangender

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Wifemoding (real life)

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ah the sound of someone snapping their neck

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preheat the oven to 400 degrees (beep, beep beep, beep)

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what if my gender was the cross on which Jesus was crucified

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I Crave Really Tall Long Wet Yams

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wife???????????

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what's the gender-neutral term for spouse?

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let 👏 trans 👏 men 👏 be 👏 incels!!!!!!!!!!!!

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let 👏 trans👏men👏hate👏women!!!!!!!!!

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adolf hitler? I hardly know her!

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you don't think trans people can be transphobic? then what about adolf hitler? she was trans

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I would NEVER date an Australian

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I would date a French lumberjack, honestly