Girlchan In Paradise

A twitter bot that posts a random Girlchan In Paradise quote every 30 minutes. Not affiliated with Egoraptor. [currently has all episode 1 quotes]

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Ever since he taught me the spinning whirling Benchohatsu technique... I knew.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

I'm going to have to use my su- my secret technique. That only I can use because of my...

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

[Gasp!]

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Kotomaru, how could you?!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Ah! What is this?

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Eheeheeheehee!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

But then I had sex with some broad.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Oh, Yusuke... You're always thinking of your friends.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

I'm not sure, The only thing I know is that I'm gonna beat the hell out of you, Kenstar!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

I did not know that you are the son of the God of Wisdom Reinakusenkairen!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

That explains everything!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Are you serious? How did you even manage?

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Lord M-Galacticamaru-sama... I bow only to you.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

I have... another secret.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

That look in his f- eyes... It's the same as Kobayashi-san... Kobayashi-sama-san-chan.

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Oh, Swirlyglasses, that's only when you sleep and think of things when you are sleeping!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

[Evil laughter]

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[Uncontrollable giggling]

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

Puny humans!

[Girlchan In Paradise @girlchanbot]

All the better to date me then, Girlchan!