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[els @girletcetera]

@greggo_my_eggo_ ur my ivy wolk

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@greggo_my_eggo_ who said this (genius)

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so my eardrums are filled with seawater right now because i have those tubes in them they give to children who cry on planes and despite my doctors warning i submerged myself in the pacific ocean could you speak up a little bit

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@happyhour2001 ask them about their thesis and say wow that’s so interesting i’d love to hear more over drinks

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after one cider i am the people’s princess

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girlfriend day holy shit there are so many girlfriends out there!! where have you all been hiding them (are they ok?!?) (how do i get one??)

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@pqdres it’s been hacked for DAYS the instagram too.

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@PruneDaddySlim at least show us a 5M budget

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i just got sick to my stomach because i bet if you collected every piece of hair i’ve lost in my life you could build a human sized nest

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i’m not “putting on makeup” i’m engaging in a sisyphusian art form with the deeply pyschological nuance of manifesting community and shaping cultural contexts

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@Yuri_Bezmen0v @keewa @MatthewHokie @mamasathome_ Do u rlly think that it’s possible to become a billionaire ethically? Without exploitation of the value of the labor of lower/ middle class wage earners there is no possibility to accumulate this much wealth. Just say you think having money correlates to your worth as a person.

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idk “america” feels like the name of a skincare brand to me

[Ben 🦏 @BenW_03]

@hzjoe03 Americans not realising other countries exist
They seem to think just because it's a book on their curriculum, every single person in every single country has to know
I've never heard of it tbh

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@gldivittorio Meadow Soprano erasure !

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in my devious imagination when a man gets bald it’s because his hairs want to distance themselves from his mind

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@femhysteric i feel it too. should be banned to wear those wretched nike pros forever

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Rest in Peace Sarah Lawrence College

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Trump's plan to dismantle the U.S. indoctrination system (college) by seizing funds from schools that refuse to comply with his accreditation system.

1. "Our secret weapon will be the college accreditation system."

2. "Fire the radical left accreditors that have allowed our colleges to become dominated by Marxist maniacs and lunatics."

3. "We will then accept applications for new accreditors who will impose real standards on colleges once again."

"These standards will include defending the American tradition and Western civilization, protecting free speech, and eliminating wasteful administrative positions that drive up costs."

4. "Remove all Marxist diversity, equity, and inclusion bureaucrats, offering options for accelerated at low-cost degrees, providing meaningful job placement and career services, and implementing college entrance and exit exams to prove that students are actually learning and getting their money's worth."

5. "Direct the Department of Justice to pursue federal civil rights cases against schools that continue to engage in racial discrimination."

6. "Schools that persist in explicit unlawful discrimination under the guise of equity will not only have their endowments taxed, but through budget reconciliation, I will advance a measure to have them fined up to the entire amount of their endowment."

7. "The seized funds will then be used as restitution for victims of these illegal and unjust policies."

[els @girletcetera]

@RMcElhenney it’s about switching from parentheses to periods in the first act