Girlfrag unemploymutt 🏳️‍⚧️

Squishy trans girl with crippling anxiety and mommy issues. Fucking around since 2002 Finding out since 2023 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp credit @schmrgl

[じんばちゃん @jinbaRTA2]

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[Girlfrag unemploymutt 🏳️‍⚧️ @GirlFrag_02]

@LukeCB14 i hate that it didn’t get converted to one of the heat weapon frames since it was basically a test run for that system anyhow. it having access to heat weapon synergy would make it so much more viable

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder

[lily @lillianemallow]

disinterested handjobs r cool but what about an interested handjob from a girl who loves you and really tries her best but just cant do it right

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

the most annoying trans girl you know loves you with all her heart

[bug @bugpx]

when i type o7 in party chat this is what i look like btw just so u know

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

I’m drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe and I’m being brave about the loud sounds of the jungle.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

🚨⚠️WARNING‼️⚠️🚨 COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED🛑 DROP YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY

- YOU DO NOT NEED HER
- YOU CAN NOT BE HER
- YOU CAN NOT FIX HER

Read the above affirmations repeatedly until fuzzy sensation behind eyes recedes, then proceed to eyewash station and flush for 15 minutes. ⚠️

[amari @Vaflaphobia]

2 AM. BUTT ASS NAKED AT THE GROCERY STORE. WELCOME TO HELL @Walmart

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

I'm "bad at sex"? You mean my deconstruction of sex that went right over your head?

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘰 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘐𝘯 16 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴

It's inevitable that you will be impaled by a rod of rebar on May 27th, 2042, killing you within minutes. Here's how you can face,
and even embrace, that moment with dignity

[lauren @notoklauren]

man. i miss destiny 2

[Sarah @Sarah_pdx]

if i was born in the 50s id have written a modernist novel and if i was born in the 80s i would’ve made an album that got a 6.3 from pitchfork but i grew up after 9/11 so i had to become the type of transexual where u were a nerd pre transition but somehow still suck at computers

[Girlfrag unemploymutt 🏳️‍⚧️ @GirlFrag_02]

they’re doing this to me on tuesday

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

[Girlfrag unemploymutt 🏳️‍⚧️ @GirlFrag_02]

GRAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE DEATH STRANDING RAAAAAAAAAAA

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

An exoskeleton designed to help delivery workers carry extreme loads.

[s☆phia 🏳️‍⚧️ @earthmov3rr]

i listen to lesbian mommy asmr when i play helldivers

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

god made lobsters and crabs and said do you want your wet bug hot dog or hamburger style

[Girlfrag unemploymutt 🏳️‍⚧️ @GirlFrag_02]

thought about women and actually just drooled on the floor, there is no saving me