Jack Subpar

I'm in charge... of my... area

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Boss is out which means it's time to do some Alex Ross art on MS paint

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@Buttchz163551 God truly did punish both sexes

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Apparently I'm seeing the digital circus movie in a theater tomorrow. My job randomly drug tests but I might have to risk my livelihood to get through this

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@Buttchz163551 I'm not taking any chances, I'm gonna cut a hole in my pocket and try to find a 3 foot long flask

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60 year old john wilkes booth in the non-stupid dimension: (muttering) fucking asshole security "you can't go in there" douchebag pieces of shit

Customer: you forgot my fries

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@himynamestayIor The first one is free. You'll be back

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@Buttchz163551 It'll never happen because our generation is too ironic and jaded for that kind of emotional vulnerability

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You want me to "like" your tweets. Your tweets which have made me laugh like a child. Made me weep like a widow. Lingered in my mind like a lover's kiss. Inspired me to conquer my fears. You want me to click a button that says "I liked that"

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@captKangol Whenever I see a good character actor show up an early role I always expect them to suck because they're young but it's never been the case. Giovanni Ribisi was just as good here as he was anywhere else

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@LE_Kay88 If your hubs can pull off long hair then he'd still be dead sexy without it. It's a rule as consistent as gravity.

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@ghosterina I went so long playing Balatro without winning that I thought it was an endless type of game where you just try to beat your own score. In terms of the feeling it gives me it's basically the game version of twitter

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@MISERABLEN0W I don't get it. He's problematic, how can the song be good

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@entheoalchemist That description was both brief and extremely easy to visualize

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Cinephiles Rejoice: Sandra Bullock has signed on for the starring role in the upcoming Hollywood remake of "The Piano Teacher". Bullock remarked "Make no mistake, it will be a HARD PG-13"

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@AndrewNicePlay Batman: *chuckling in mid glide* At least you never let me down, Vic.

Alfred: Masta, it seems that one of those strange riddler trophies is nearby.

Batman: Sounds like a good chance to try out that "detective vision" thing

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Having a friend with a time machine is cool but they will NOT shut up about prostate exams "did you do it yet, did you do it yet" I'LL GET AROUND TO IT

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I found a pretty huge flaw in a famous beloved film but I'm gonna keep it under my hat, no need to hurt feelings