girlfriend

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Chillin'

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

“Don’t waste this. Keep everyone guessing. Make me proud.” : https://t.co/lOQbx73Jqa

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

2.6K impressions on your posts in the last 7 day.

Wut.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Tweet > Post

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Where'd my blue check mark go?

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Still tweetin' the tweets. Not the toots.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Why is everyone angry all the time?

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

1311 followers. I never tweet. Also a fake account.

Hmmm.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Tweeting the tweets.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Don't forget to login on your frequently unused accounts: https://t.co/390cyXj8Q5

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

"Your Tweets earned 10,320 impressions over the last 24 hours"

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Totes Tweeting. Not a robot. Maybe.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

You can't always get what you want.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

More premium content.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Another year another 100 followers. Why? No clue.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Still tweeting the tweets.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Hello to 1358 people that I do not know.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

My tweets have earned 2624 impressions over the past 28 days. I haven't tweeted since September 2015.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

La la la. Living the dream and tweeting to robots.

[girlfriend @girlfriend]

Not actually Avril Lavigne, BTW.