Girl's Got Issues

more issues than vogue

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every scene with luke p should be followed with “if you or someone you know is in this type of relationship, call the number on your screen”

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when someone tells me i will lose weight if i stop drinking https://t.co/za56hQtdr5

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easy like sunday morning my ass. i’m hungover, my apartment’s trashed, bout to spend 3 hours at the laundromat. sunday mornings are hard af

[Girl's Got Issues @girlsgotissues]

the next time you’re considering bangs, please seek therapy instead.

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one taught me love
one taught me patience
one taught me pain

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does anyone else see this?

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“thank u, next” is my november energy

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well i cried about how beautiful the holiday cups were at starbucks this morning so maybe there’s something else going on

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when you send a meme to the group message but one friend can't see it because they don't follow that account

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even this plant can get better beachy waves than me wtf

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alcohol is now a "cuisine" on seamless. this is what dreams are made of.

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when ur boyfriend says "remember that time we..." but he's thinking of some other hoe

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Doctor's orders...

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Because wine never "forgets" to text you back or says it needs "space."

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I'm a mouse. Duh.

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I always keep a bottle of wine in my fridge for special occasions, even if the special occasion is that I have a bottle of wine in my fridge

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My diet starts tomorrow.*

*Probably never

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Two words: Krispy Kreme. #HowToKeepYourGirlHappy

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8 glasses a day, right?