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just cute, keep scrolling

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British mfs r always talking about patchy clouds

[alexa p @girsponge]

If u get dumped by a twink you got twunked

[alexa p @girsponge]

I love in West Side Story when everyone else is like “These fierce gang politics are coming to a head tonight” and Anita is like “A bitch is getting laid toniiiiight” 🎶🎵

[alexa p @girsponge]

@Kappmeyerdude Cannot wait to unlock Lilibet

[alexa p @girsponge]

I got big monk mentality; luv to do a repetitive task, wander around, and punish myself

[alexa p @girsponge]

*cornering you at a party* hey, did you know there are more verses to the pledge of allegiance? Yeah we only say the first verse

[MΛƬƬ 🌿 @hxll_mxtt]

Probably my favourite running gag in any CBM ever 💀 #TheBatman

[alexa p @girsponge]

What in the fucking fuck

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers.

He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

[alexa p @girsponge]

The bus pass-ification of debit cards

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Googling “how dost I obtain a scummy reputation”

[alexa p @girsponge]

I have not watched Euphoria but I am intrinsically rooting for the one with the jewels on her eyes, we are connected, idc

[alexa p @girsponge]

I love when celebs complain about capitalism, heeheehee you are capitalism my dude my cutie sweetie friend

[alexa p @girsponge]

@MadelineHorwat1 SCHOOL! EFF SCHOOL, BRAH!

[alexa p @girsponge]

Ya my poetry pen name is “Alexa, age 6” no it’s not so ppl can be falsely impressed, my grandma’s maiden name is Age 6 ok??

[alexa p @girsponge]

Don’t be famous, famous people are always dying :(

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Very rude of feelings to demand to be felt all the time… demented behavior, honestly

[alexa p @girsponge]

On top of everything else, the military’s aesthetic is ugly

[alexa p @girsponge]

What if I just started calling myself the People’s Princess

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

UPDATE: @KelloggsUS says it’s permanently replacing most of 1,400 workers who went on strike over a new system that cuts workers' pay & benefits.

This is despite record profits during the pandemic & employees working 80+ hours/week. Here are some Kelloggs brands to keep in mind