Thicc Worm

don’t take life to seriously you never get out alive

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@redsoxandstuff @EdHand89 this is weird man

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@stoolpresidente 19,673

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Breaking: Megan Rapinoe has announced that she will retire from professional soccer at the end of the 2023 NWSL season.

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@random_chu

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@BarstoolBigCat He gets any heavier they’ll have to start calling him Big Cat

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Girls really hit a G of coke in a night and talk about motherhood.

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@BarstoolBigCat Big Cat, are you concerned that your 5-0-1 run resulted in the invasion of Ukraine in the same way your 7-0-1 run resulted in a global pandemic?

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I’m bleeding out in my downstairs bathroom someone please call for help

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Manscaped calling their razor knick free is such bullshit what were they testing that on? Alligator skin?

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Nothin like leaving two urinals between you and another guy and absolutely handcuffing the next lad who walks in

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This dudes never gotten pussy in his life

[Grant May @therealgrantmay]

On December 1st the Supreme Court will hear the Dobbs case which is the first direct challenge to the authority of Roe v. Wade in 30 years

Start praying

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Nobody gives a fuck what you are eating

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Looking down in the toilet after chipotle the night before

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Going on PornHUb and commenting wrong hole on every anal video cuz I got time today.

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Update: private Zwack has been tasked with a top secret mission to find the female clitoris for the first time in his life. Good luck, solider.

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DU Alumni Peter Zwack was just awarded the prestigious Brown Heart by the US Army, An award given to the cadet who is most likely to shit themselves and die in combat. Congrats Peter!

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Extremely spooky Halloween so far (had to shit right after I showered)

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There are all sorts of dangers in South Florida, alligators, sharks, and possibly the most dangerous, a mentally unstable person on their first Crystal Meth bender.

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Pop Smoke dropping his new album before Kanye and he's been dead for over a year.

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Would you rather fuck?

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You just don`t get much cooler than Matthew McConaughey.