Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO

Lank | Vols | Ball Knower | Hedge Fund | Father of 3 | 1.3 Index | KA 99’

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@Kalshi They need more money to fund data centers. It’s a bailout. They’ve been issuing stock and debt out the ass and are running out of cash to fund their capex

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

The whole fucking world is months from discovering Braylon Staley and Mike Matthew’s and I can’t fucking wait

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@CPowers14 @GolfDigest you have a shitty reporter that doesn’t know Tommy Fleetwood didn’t win the U.S. Open

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@RepJackKimble Ur fault for not insider trading u retard

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Canceling elections (like your recall timing scam), silencing free speech (lockdown censorship while Big Tech paid you), deploying private police against citizens (your COVID strike teams).

History has a term for that too, Gavin: ‘projection from the greasy tyrant who turned California into a dumpster fire.’

🤡 Keep coping, Queen.

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@NickJFuentes Openly admitting to everyone that he turned him in. I’m telling ya this guys a gay Israeli

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

@AliAbdelaziz00 Nothing highlights Islam like sucker punching a man after insulting child abuse.... I guess marrying a 6 year old blurs some lines for you guys.. Christ liberates the world, Islam oppress it. Just Google ISIS

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@NickJFuentes Congrats gay retard

[Anheuser-Busch @AnheuserBusch]

Retweet if you want a beer.

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@mark_slapinski Israel must not like Pete

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

Mark Few YOU are a joke

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@MSchazad87778 @brewmarkets 6bil in fcf at 7 P/E ratio with ~25% of shares being bought back is about as fundamental as it gets Malik

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@investwithintel @brewmarkets That’s what u get for selling at a 9 year low 😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It would never happen, but the NFL has a chance to do the coolest thing ever

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@theblockspot You watched the playoffs so far and still think Henderson is better than K9?

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@AD_DannyWhite Can we get an O line plz? Maybe some defensive backs? Make it happen

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@BarstoolWazzu He’s never played against the huskies.

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@zacyourback @Aaron_Torres Why would the university not pursue legal action about the contract? Are they supposed to just let him go even though he signed a contract? Thats exactly what is wrong with the NCAA. If it isn’t best for your future then don’t sign the contract. Seems simple to me

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@zacyourback @Aaron_Torres UW didn’t force anything, they went after him LEGALLY to make sure they got a 4mil buyout if Demond left since they OWN his NIL rights (from the contract he signed). Teams realized they’d have to pay UW 4mil, said no thanks and now here we are. Good try tho.

[Mark “Girthmeister” Johnson, CPA, CFO @girthymarky]

@mariners123451 @zacyourback No school wanted to have to buy out his 4mil AND pay him. Now you can relive the misery again next year when he puts 40 on your head again