Dave

@girtman.bsky.social

[Dave @girtman]

“I’m a much happier person since I stopped using Facebook” he said, checking twitter for the 30th time today

[Dave @girtman]

@barbourtwat I’m 5’11 and a bottom but go off

[Dave @girtman]

My lukewarm take is that short kings make for the best tops

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

It’s worse when they are gay but are total tops. They spit in the face of God

[Dave @girtman]

The worst part of being gay is having to use Snapchat

[Dave @girtman]

I had too many high noons (4)

[Dave @girtman]

Gay dating is hell

[Dave @girtman]

@harrisonjaime Guy who lost every election he ran in:

[Dave @girtman]

I’ve laughed at this every single time it‘s come across the TL

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Dave @girtman]

Achoo

[ray @styledinred]

You're sick if you find this attractive.

[Dave @girtman]

It’s so wild how Americans will look at MetLife and be like “eh it’s fine, kinda soulless and corporate tho” and for Europeans its like an uncontacted tribe seeing a plane file overhead

[Ian Dennis @Iandennisbbc]

Wow… a stadium to take your breath away….

[Dave @girtman]

God it would be SO demoralizing if another team won the title in your arena

[Dave @girtman]

This is me btw

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

i want boyfriend who loves sports but is still a f*g

[Dave @girtman]

I met a guy on the dance floor at Riptide tonight, told him my name, and he was like “wait what’s your last name” so I told him and he said “oh you used to date [ex’s name]?” and I fucking RAN

[Dave @girtman]

@RepOgles I’m looking forward to the day you get arrested for cruising a public bathroom, we know it’s the most homophobic republicans who have the biggest rainbows in their closet

[Dave @girtman]

Incredible one-two punch

[Dave @girtman]

Idk who needs to hear this but “Disney annual pass holder” is not a personality

[Dave @girtman]

@BrendaWilsonIN If seniors are having trouble affording their homes maybe they shouldn’t have so much avocado toast, Karen

[Dave @girtman]

Tfw you're about to play 4 hours of Starcraft https://t.co/ax6FUy1XkR

[Dave @girtman]

How it feels to hear the Windows 98 startup sound in 2026

[Dave @girtman]

Wow great point Rick, whoever is in charge in Florida must REALLY suck at their jobs

[Rick Scott @SenRickScott]

Florida’s unemployment rate is ABOVE the national average and it’s only GROWING. The latest state jobs numbers show we lost over 43k jobs all in critical industries.

Florida had one of the worst performing job markets over the past year.

Our state needs to stay focused on adding private sector jobs and driving down cost of living — just like President Trump is trying to do across the country.

[Dave @girtman]

Why does the picture look like a gay couple’s engagement photo

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and thank you for believing in me to lead the company that has always put you at the center of our work. This is not goodbye. It’s a hello to John and I can’t wait for you to get to know him like I do! 🙏