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It's so hot outside! I feel like I'm stuck inside the crease of a big girl's leggings

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Ah man now every dark spot on my wall is a suspect! I'm racially profiling all of them! #apartmenttales

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Me after I killed the first spider on my own in my apartment... I don't even wanna live in earth anymore...

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Why is it randomly so hot tonight?!!! I wish I could take a photo of this heat! I can't even inhale properly! 😩

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#thatmomentwhen they act irritated but they're the one at fault! Only one of us gets to experience that emotion! #haveseveralseats

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It might be easy to catch my eye, but it takes a special someone to catch my drift! #forreals

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“@remainchampagne: Someone just asked me if I had kids and my no was about five times louder than it needed to be.” I'd answer the same way!

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I may take 732 hours to respond to a text, but at least I respond at the 733rd hour! #noshame #godsnotthroughwithmeyet

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I'll see my ignored text message and raise you an unfriending on Facebook #dontplaywithme #iamnottheone

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I'm gonna need for the results of my workouts to start showing itself right now!!! #ismylivinginvain

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I know you need jock straps to protect your junk but it's not like it's made of gold nuggets! Chill with these prices! Geez!

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Walking into a sporting goods store makes you feel like playing every sport...UNTIL YOU SEE THE PRICES! why are jock straps so expensive?!

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I holler at so many dudes...IN MY HEAD! Psssshhh I'm not doing that in real life!

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“@TheComedyHumor: Me: "I wanna go on a diet."

Food: "Lol, no."” STORY OF MY LIFE! Ahahahahah

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You don't realize how much you don't need lights to do things until you get your own place. I mean, do I REALLY need to see to poop?

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“@jamalhbryant: You can't take things personally.....from people who don't even know you personally!!” ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! #yaaaas

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I can't believe I've actually been working out every week! No one has had to threaten me with death or herpes or anything either!

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@MinistaReg ohh so this is where you come to write what you REALLY wanna say! Ahahahahah

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This trusting God thing is really testing me...so what you're saying is you want me to wait patiently for you to act?! #jesusbeachillpill