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[S. B. Yudhoyono @SBYudhoyono]

Selamat & penghargaan juga saya sampaikan kpd Pak Surya Paloh, Pak Kivlan Zen & pihak-pihak lain yg juga memiliki andil & jasa. *SBY*

[Siti Nurbaya Bakar @SitiNurbayaLHK]

Saya serius mendalami laporan-laporan tentang sawit yang mendetail u/ bisa memperoleh gambaran persoalan dan rancangan kebijakan.

[Ahmad Heryawan @aheryawan]

Yuk kita siap2 menyambut karunia Allah di pagi hari. Jgn lupa OR ringan meski sebentar spy badan tetap bugar. @BobotohID @se_bdg

[Deddy Mizwar @Deddy_Mizwar_]

Ya Allah siramlah kami dgn hujan yang menyelamatkan, yang mudah, nyaman lagi mnyuburkan, yang lebat, banyak, merata dan menyeluruh.Aamiin...

[Fedi Nuril @realfedinuril]

Alhamdulillaah 😊 https://t.co/6gu6IQShYD

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/2wCGTOie1B

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/8gggr3M5Lt "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/3NGaUV3kx5 Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/h9Lf9pUFkh

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/OJvrt1SKt2 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/R4rYlwq8MY Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/wMTqNxsakJ In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/Rp5ZeqsWUe

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/8mL4ILUJIG

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/c2Nsy8Q5tY

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/ufXR4nrO2A Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/ZbqQrvNGYe

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/FKlvJytwJs

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

http://t.co/YPXYnnLgxB Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[gitanatalius @gitanatalius]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/rKtbjddSFP