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built a pitch deck analytics platform for people to be able to create links to share to VC's that let you see if the deck was opened, for how long, and what page they spent the most time viewing

https://t.co/9swkUQHm2P

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@helincurates i think they like the fact it's wasting water for the next generation

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@DorianDevelops Oh shit he’s in Brighton Beach

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@specialkdelslay Only makes the case that the government is controlling pigeons even stronger

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I TOLD YALL I TOLD YALL I KNEW THEY WERE PLOTTING SOMETHING

I JUST HAD A PIGEON TAKE A HUGE SHIT ON MY ARM

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I can’t prove it but these three pigeons are plotting something

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@specialkdelslay Wtf is the pigeongeld

Sounds very Illuminati-esque

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@kenwheeler And somehow they all will try to flex superiority over Americans

Dawg I will walk through you

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One thing that I’ve never been able to wrap my head around is how every country I’ve ever been to a majority of the populations have almost ZERO concept of spatial awareness

They stand RIGHT behind you in line, will bump right into you while walking in the street

I’m at a point where now if someone is too close to me in line I just find any reason to turn around and bump into them as hard as I can

In NYC we have an unwritten rule if we’re gonna walk into each other each person turns slightly so each side can pass

If you’re not elderly or disabled I’m TRUCKING you

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@WarrenInTheBuff @htmx_org I thought the M in HTMX stood for Montana

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Obviously C because I’d get to stay in NYC while also being connected with @WarrenInTheBuff and @htmx_org if we can convince him to move to the edge of Montana

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You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?

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@l3d1c I’m just gonna turn around and make eye contact until I get to the register

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@shutupwarren Abusing one of the few times New Yorkers are polite lol

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@wedtm @kfc I will slaughter the next 1,000 pigeons I ever come across

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@devinbgoble It’s not even just Europe

I feel like 95% of the world doesn’t understand personal space

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Look at him staring

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@ThugDebugger @msstate Congratulations!

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@_ediri Na lol

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This runs deep and kinda crazy I haven’t seen this pop up on my feed

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Maaaaaan watching a damn ad isn’t even safe anymore

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@FredWanders Talk about a horror film

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@C8Luna @SledgeDev They’ll somehow spin this as being positive somehow

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@SledgeDev And people say ad blockers are a bad thing

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@quinncoherent No common sense

I was at a bank getting some stuff done and had this dude breathing down my neck I had to turn around and go off on dude