Didn't need another reason to be an @OldDominion fan for life, but I think it's safe to say my daughters Brooke & Beth are also hooked!
#NoBadVibesTour
Don Mattingly waited 1,785 regular season games for his first postseason homer and got it off Andy Benes in the 1995 ALDS. That series against Seattle turned out to be the only postseason of his career.
@BNightengale@ChrisCotillo@Sean_McAdam Love how you have to quote 2 other accounts because everyone knows not to believe anything you post. You're the weatherman of sports journalism🤣
Why do I schedule a ride with @lyft in advance to the airport, just to watch my driver drive past my street twice, then cancel, now waiting another 15 minutes after my scheduled pickup time?
Just a quick reminder that tomorrow is the first day of Normvember, where I will post three jokes per day and basically try to flood Twitter with old Norm Macdonald jokes for an entire month. I'll be posting all his greatest hits from Weekend Update (and maybe even a few not from Weekend Update too), so enjoy!