Geneviève Trottier

a broad abroad

[chase @_chase_____]

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am

[norarahimian.bsky.social @norarahimian]

If money wasn’t an issue, everyone says they would pursue some kind of art. It is by design that art is undervalued and undercompensated. Because art has the ability to radically change the way we think and feel and act. Art is a threat to the status quo and to the state.

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

To whom should I complain?

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

It has come to my attention that the algorithm thinks I am Filipina

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

I… want a koala

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

These “my blue check mark is back but I didn’t pay for it” celebrity tweets are the new “Imagine video”. I am cringing.

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

@nadinebhabs I hope you felt full-filled. Full. I hope you were full.

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

Call your mother today. She is the real Queen.

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on Twitter after the Queen died

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

Was in airplane mode all day, what did I miss?

[tobí rachel @TobiRachel_]

The only thing my generation has not seen is an alien invasion

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[I E McElroy MD, MPH: @iemcelroymd.bsky.social @IEMcElroy]

My rent is half my paycheck and that is why i spend 98% of my free time at home. I gotta milk that place for what it’s worth.

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

There is an app to identify anything nowadays. You can take a picture of a plant and your phone will tell you what kind of plant it is. You can snap a photo of a rock and it will tell you what kind of rock it is. Just waiting for the app that tells you what kind of man it is.

[fatuma adar @FatumaAdar]

Men protecting women without violence challenge ✌🏾

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

Anthony Hopkins coming in at the 11th hour asking for some “peace and quiet” #Oscars

[Geneviève Trottier @gitrottier]

Completely change a musical title by only adding punctuation mark(s). I will start:
“Jesus! Christ, superstar…”
“CATS?”
“West. Side Story.”
Nevermind this is a horrible tweet idea lol