thicc earther

no worries if not!!!!

[thicc earther @gittlz]

i don’t think twitter should have replies. i also don’t think it should have tweets. just a nice icon of a bird

[thicc earther @gittlz]

smfh i’m in a duolingo league with German Adolf

[thicc earther @gittlz]

looking at rent the runway for something to wear for a formal wedding and they got jorts on here lmao imagine having to be like “sorry i can’t sit down in these, they’re a rental”

[thicc earther @gittlz]

asunder is really one of the classic ways to be rent

[thicc earther @gittlz]

now why tf

[thicc earther @gittlz]

genuinely love when google maps is like “hey if you turn here and go completely the wrong way for a while it’ll take 10 minutes longer to get home :)” like yayyyy ok i won’t thanks 💖

[thicc earther @gittlz]

i’m doing worldes in ways in which you wouldn’t even consider

[thicc earther @gittlz]

columbia college chicago will finally pay for their crimes

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

That's not how you spell Colombia, you fucking idiots.

[thicc earther @gittlz]

who are these for? who’s buying the smoke shop apparel? who’s hitting the town repping raw brand rolling papers?

[thicc earther @gittlz]

the crown jewel of my 2024 notes app usage

[thicc earther @gittlz]

obsessed with sza’s digital footprint

[thicc earther @gittlz]

HI It’s Tim Virgin

[thicc earther @gittlz]

follow me on bluesky at gittlz if you are interested in enjoying like perhaps 8 posts of guaranteed medium quality

[thicc earther @gittlz]

@meow_bout_that all i can do is apologize

[thicc earther @gittlz]

imagine if trump, john krasinski, AND jake paul win

[thicc earther @gittlz]

(dem watch party organizers at the fireworks shop in indiana) hey do you guys take returns?

[thicc earther @gittlz]

dem strategist looking at this: hm. it seems we should make some
changes for 2028. i got it. we should run on “death penalty for
doing weed”

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

Picture says a thousand words. Crystal clear story being told nationally right now.

[thicc earther @gittlz]

i’m out here making moves on the wordle that you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[thicc earther @gittlz]

trying to impress everyone with my $20 bottle of wine: yeah this bad boy would run you like $60 easy at maggianos