gitika kohli

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Archeologist: someone whose carrier lies in ruins.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Artificial desires are despoiling the earth

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

12 pack of #coke $6 #crazy hope the money goes to the @olympics

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

I watched #BourneLegacy Bye Bye #MattDamon Hello good #movie

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

we're going backwards and forwards,backwards and forwards and ain't getting no eggs, nohow.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

He'll throw a drowning man both ends of a rope.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

fools rush in...

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

That's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Confucius Say: Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

#BreakingNews @lollapalooza suspended #dangerous weather. #evacuation info http://t.co/BuFHx9Db #bummer @OfficialSabbath @ChiliPeppers

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Don't worry, be happy!!

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

Busier than a pig on ice.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

[gitika kohli @gitu2812]

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.